you want it?we got it?

justabsbutler:

author-trash:

canadian-crofters:

domiingoenfuego:

i-tried-and-i-loose:

a-love-like-that:

sammit-janet:

dare-to-dm:

themadcapmathematician:

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

i found the post again

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

Women’s section: RUFFLES AND GLITTER

Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years

The quality disparity is so bad when i buy shirt for work, I’m a welder, I get upset when the shirt thins out after 2 years. That shirt, a dickies tee shirt costs 15 dollars. The shirts I buy for myself when I want to look good, some blouses or leggings, I have to be super careful. Plus like hanes boxer briefs are soo much better than cheap hipsters.

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weaver-z:

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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pulmonary-poultry:

almondmilkgirl:

almondmilkgirl:

i want to meet her

i need to meet her

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

Kinda like tumblr

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Anonymous asked:

Don’t just ASSUME things have limbs until you see them. Did we learn nothing from Peridot?

moldyjunk:

…..what did we learn from Peridot? I honestly forgot what we learned

She’s a cat

guitarbeard:

rainbowgazes-archive:

guitarbeard:

Yeah I’m calling bullshit on that one, from experience the average domestic water heater only takes between an hour and a half to 3 hours at the absolute worst, what the hell are these plumbers doing for the other 4-5 hours?

Jumping on goonba lol

lol

Charging for travel

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dreamofhircine:

the year is 202X, shit finally popped off and went loud

you’re moving through the bombed-out wreck of a Sheetz off I-95 with a bunch of other members of the United Committee to Restore Democracy militia members trying to link up w/ an allied armored battalion from the Sandersnista Free States for the next push against Pete Buttigieg’s New American Empire when all of a sudden you feel a sharp prick in your chest, you stop being able to breath and you hit the ground and start to see the blood pool while one of your comrades desperately tries to grab your drag handle and pull you back into cover behind a burned out Tesla Model X

just before you black out you can see, from the roof of a Wawa further down the road, a flash of blue antlers as the Murrx-Lenin-Meowist Furry that just took you out takes cover again 

cazador-red:

unrenderedfuture:

lockwiththehorns:

oatmealartistry:

mickeydraws:

ultrafacts:

morwenpost:

ultrafacts:

Source

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That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing
- Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title
- they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason.
- copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart
- Blendo is in the robot hall of fame
- Blendo is too strong and powerful

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

STOP PRAYING THE ROBOT IS TOO STRONG.

LET HIM SPIN

Spiral Power

Increase rotations

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

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